YWYMI (You Wish You Missed It): George, Babes! What you do? Not content with screwing our country you are now meddling with our fav newspaper. That’s right, the nation’s favourite ex-scrimper is now head honcho at the noble London Evening Standard, causing widespread incredulity amongst real journalists, politicians and the constituents of Tatton. Here are three headlines from our random headline generator that you’ll never see (or might!) on the front page of the Standard: Two jobs now considered the norm in London; Illicit Russian donations to Tory party revealed; Boy George! Boy’s name now seen as ‘aspirational’ following Prince George popularity.